| Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey |
[Jan. 1st, 2003|07:51 pm] |
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| | Antonin Dvorak - Humoreske | ] |
I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he’s flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that’s a documentary. —Jack Handey
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it. —Jack Handey
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. —Jack Handey
If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine. —Jack Handey
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